- Nachos
- Why my son wants to change my name to something Nordic starting with an "F"
- Why I can't remember the Nordic name my son is giving me starting with an "F"
- The shower
- Nachos
- How water conserving dishwashers don't actually wash dishes because there is no water
- What my superhero suit should look like
- How I would react if mice and birds made a dress for me
- Knee high socks make me happy
- The word "douchebag"
- Carnitas
- How great I would be as a lumberjack
HERE ARE SOME THINGS I AM NOT THINKING ABOUT:
- butter
- pancakes
- mountain climbing
- mountain goats
- sucker fish
- flowers
- candy
- rainbows
- paper towels
- Jon & Kate
- Batman (damn, I should really be thinking about Batman)
- man thongs
Have a great day.
I b l a m e r e a l i t y T V
