I am Jack's Frontal Lobe

HERE ARE SOME THINGS I AM THINKING ABOUT:

• Nachos
• Why my son wants to change my name to something Nordic starting with an "F"
• Why I can't remember the Nordic name my son is giving me starting with an "F"
• The shower
• Nachos
• How water conserving dishwashers don't actually wash dishes because there is no water
• What my superhero suit should look like
• How I would react if mice and birds made a dress for me
• Knee high socks make me happy
• The word "douchebag"
• Carnitas
• How great I would be as a lumberjack

HERE ARE SOME THINGS I AM NOT THINKING ABOUT:

• butter
• pancakes
• mountain climbing
• mountain goats
• sucker fish
• flowers
• candy
• rainbows
• paper towels
• Jon & Kate
• Batman (damn, I should really be thinking about Batman)
• man thongs

Have a great day. 

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